Alien super soldiers?

Not kidding or messing with anyone I swear.

Yesterday I was sitting in the field behind my stepsister's house, with my stepsister, we were having a rendezvous of sorts.

Point being, there were several consecutive flashes of light all around us, I don't mean camera flash either, like small explosions.

We stopped kissing and looked around, she was weirded out, so I got up and looked around, that was when I saw them coming out of the woods, grays, about 6 of them, staring at us with those huge black eyes.

Then something bigger came up and it made Emily scream, it was taller than the grays, it's skin was blue gray and it was ripped, I mean it had huge pecs and biceps and even a six pack, this thing looked like a Grey on 'roids

It opened its mouth and it growled at us, it had these wicked sickle shaped teeth, Emily was freakin out hardcore now, I picked up a bat I brought out there for if we encountered any coyotes and got ready, the other grays backed the fuck up, I mean they fucking ran back into the trees and this THING leapt at us, I hit it in the head with the bat and it roared, took my bat and snapped it in half and bit me!!

Right on my hand! Then it ran back into the trees and I saw more flashes. We got to the hospital and they bandaged the wound, Emily knows about it too, she's my witness but we don't want to come forward because we're afraid of what might happen to our reputations.