ATTEMPTED ABDUCTION

Was on my way to Radio Shack store when my canary yellow AMC stopped moving forward. I thought I had knocked the auto-trans out of drive.

A quick check told me it was in drive, so I put it into D2 It still was not going forward, so I thought that the trans must be blown. Then I saw one of

the strangest reddish orange lights appear over the top front of the windshield, then I saw a round silver dish shape move into the windshield view.

I realized then that the strange colored light was like a beacon attached to the inner edge of the aluminum shaped disk. I thought that I was about to see a jet plane, at least a small one crash in front of me. there were trees to the rear of the car as I had just made a left hand turn at a "T" intersection also

there were trees and wires on the sides of the narrow street, I knew that if it were a plane crashing that the wings would get torn off first before

a full impact then the whole thing disappeared from view. I could not believe what I saw, nor could I believe what happened! As soon as the object disappeared the car started to go forward again in D2 so i shifted to drive and that worked too. So I stopped the car, got out and looked up and all around

then I realized that what had happened was that the rear of the car must have been lifted off the ground by the overhead object as it was only a few

feet above the car! I got back i9n the car and went around a couple of blocks and all was then OK but I went strait home without going to Radio Shack!

I told my wife the strange tale she made little comment! In the years since I have developed the idea that whatever it was THEY WERE TRYING TO PICK MY ASS UP!!!!!!! THIS IS A TRUE RECITAL OF THE EVENTS AS THEY HAPPENED, SO HELP ME GOD Signed QUARK!!