slow but sure alien invasion THE EGGS!

hi, its the new breed, i would just like to tell you that my office has just obtained at least 10 different samples of this alien compound called star jelly, it comes from outer space, these microscopic extremophile eggs froze onto metorites and entered earth's atmosphere from where? we don't know yet, but we're (that is me, i'm the only one other that lucious in the office right now) are trying to find out, we've got the red rain from kerala india and the most recent sample of orange rain from alaska, we have however, determined that the life cycle for one egg is at least 15 years, we've also determined that the eggs hatch at a temp of -100 degrees K, though the hatchlings usually die when exposed to oxygen, they are almost as big as one of my sweat pores, they are parasitic and respond well to a vaccum, but what they breathe is a mystery to me still.

i have pics this time.

what say the people?

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BlackCatDemon Sep 2, 2012

Could you show us the pictures?

the new breed Oct 3, 2012

i tried but for some idiotic reason my computer said they were "too big" i will try to get them on this site.

CrackaLaFlare Dec 7, 2012

Try to upload them to twitter or instagram bro.

the new breed Dec 7, 2012

Thanks

mrimtheboss Jul 14, 2013

hope they are not the same things from the movie 'alien'

Apprentice Aug 30, 2013

Please DO provide photos. A too big file size should be no obstacle for you sir.

jake Mar 28, 2015

I found his office and the file on his computer

im posting them for you guys