Lynch

Member since July 2008 · Fresno CA, US · 3 stories · 2 comments

It's a little silly when you think of the word objectionist. You think "Dear lord, that man must be a communist!"

Keep your shirt on, please.

I do this small time, professionally.

I try to get psychic readings from everyday objects that people think are important.

That's my job.

Objectionist

Stories by Lynch

Old Anja's House

Hauntings by Lynch · Jul 11, 2008

I was spending a small vacation time with my old friend Anja, who claimed that her house was haunted. She was currently illegally inhabiting an apartment in Pripyat. I had come over and was staying with her and immediate...

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Broken Window of Bone

Possessed Object by Lynch · Jul 11, 2008 · NY, US

Now this is my second story, you must be thinking that I'm making this up. I'm not, I'm eager to share. I've been working on my writing skill so excuse the 'story' style writing. ~ Airplane -- "Ladies and gentlemen, plea...

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When I Was Screwing Around in India

Possessed Object by Lynch · Jul 10, 2008

I was in India, that was my vacation. I had a good time. It was fun. I bought trinkets, none of them gave me a reading. I should explain myself though, I'm a Objectionist. My own little word for someone who Professionall...

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